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The Toopian News
A war is almost inevitable
A. Avocado- 15/03/2019
“It is no secret that the relations between Metoopia and Dordovan have steadily worsened. Ever since they separated from us, about 300 years ago, we’ve seen them as our enemy. So, there is no point in denying the rumours you might have heard. At some point I, leader of Metoopia, must do what is best for our country and our people. And if that means war, we will go to war.”
That is the official statement that Jenna Snow gave at her latest press conference. Even though the two countries have been negotiating for months, a solution is yet to be found. “Our offer was simple. Get rid of your King (photo) and appoint your 3 queens as the new leaders of Dordovan.”. This offer eventually got turned down by the Dordovian King. That is why Snow thinks it is time to take matters into our own hands.
Our Female Army is going to infiltrate Dordovan at the border. They will try to use as little violence as possible because, after all, we are just after their King. When we’ve taken over Mbork (the capital), we will order the King of Dordovan to step down and appoint his 3 queens as the new leaders of Dordovan. They will lead 3 different provinces. Important to know is that they lead their provinces in the name of our own leader Snow. The 3 Queens must always obey her. That allows us to keep control over Dordovan and to keep track of how things are going there.
What will happen next?
“With Dordovan annexed to Metoopia, we do not only gain new lands. We gain new people and new opportunities to share our vision with the rest of the UBN. Women are meant to rule the world. Our revolution starts today!”. These were the last words of Leader Snow’s speech. If all goes well, the Dordovian King will step down within weeks and peace can return to our country / countries.
Annabelle Avocado
Our future
Long live Metoopia, long live the female race!
King of Dordovan
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